May 13, 2005

Are You Conservative? The HB Guide to Life

Here is a little quiz I made up to see what Political Party you belong to. I am not smart enough to make the little buttons and boxes, so you will have to keep score at home on a piece of paper. Go ahead; it will not hurt you to actually WRITE something with your hands. No, there is no portable keyboard for that piece of paper – get outside and away from that computer this weekend, OK?

Answer the following if they are Good, Don’t Know, or Bad.

Good you get 10 points, don’t know = 0 points, and if you think these things are bad you get negative one points. I will provide the answers and score code at the bottom.


• ACLU
• Senators from New York
• Any President form Georgia
• Any President from Arkansas
• Blue dresses on interns
• Labor unions
• Abolishing the death penalty
• Taxing the rich
• Giving tax money to the poor
• Giving our military non-lethal weapons
• Talking out and negotiating our problems
• Spotted owls
• No logging
• No coal plants
• Electric or hybrid cars
• Organic food
• No meat eating
• Killing those who smoke
• Outlawing smoking
• Outlawing guns
• Outlawing cars
• Torture for anyone who owns an SUV
• Elf
• Peta
• Abortion clinics
• Saving the whale
• The Chicago Seven
• Jane Fonda
• Burning flags
• Outlawing Christmas, Easter and Halloween parties at school
• Taking “GOD” out of , well EVERYWHERE
• Banning prayer in school
Bonus: was Ronald Reagan or either of the Bushes evil =100 points

Answers: These are all BAD

Score:

0 or higher you are a liberal/socialist/communist/Democrat/asshat/appeasing/ moonbat/leftist or just stupid

Any negative number – welcome to reality.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are you for real?

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