I am sick of the whining and law suits and the imbecilic predilection of certain segments of our society looking at the Government to nanny them through life. We can go a long way to eliminating the Democrat Party if the general population will follow these rules of thumb. Like any ROT, most of these are common sense for most of us, but clearly there are people who need to be told the basics.
1. Any food that contains a variant of the word "fry" is probably fattening and should not be eaten if you are concerned about fat, cholesterol, or your weight. Some examples would include french FRIES or Kentucky FRIED chicken. Drop the bucket, drop the weight, drop the lawsuit, dumbass.
2. Any food that contains the word "double" is probably not good for you. Examples include DOUBLE quarter pounder, DOUBLE cheese, DOUBLE beef patties.
3. Any food or drink that contains whipped cream or cream or chocolate or caramel is probably fattening and not good for you. This would include ice CREAM, and drinks at Starbucks that include cream, whipped cream, sugar and caramel or chocolate syrups. Again, get your head out of your ass, drop the protests and move along. NO one told you to order the fattening stuff.
4. If you have a leak in your pipes, the first step is to shut off the water. Similarly, if we have an issue with immigration the first step is to close the border.
5. If you denounce the country, say patriotism is stupid, and make fun of your core customers, you should not be surprised at the lack of support -- get it dizzy chicks? NO one says you cannot have anti-US beliefs, but we do not have to agree.
6. Do you remember when the school bully beat you up, took your lunch and left you hanging from the fence by the elastic waist of your tighty-whities? Did giving him your lunch money stop the swirlies? Well, Democrats, giving the bullies of the world our lunch money will not stop the bullying. Appeasement NEVER works. I would have thought Jimmah Carter would have been given enough red-bellies and snuggies in his life he would have figured that out by now. That plan worked well in North Korea didn't it?
7. If you smoked since 1972 when warnings went on the packs, you have no right to a lawsuit unless you can demonstrate you cannot read. If you cannot read you deserve no money because you are too stupid to take advantage of the opportunities of life. There is no argument on this about addiction etc., because you were warned before you smoked the first cigarette. For cripes sake, cigarettes were called coffin nails in the 1920's! Any time you suck smoke into your lungs it cannot be good, anyone who smoked the first cancer stick knows that.
8. Lawyers out trolling for victims are the lowest of the low. I include those who are ambulance chasers and those who troll for victims of Asbestos, and breast implants. Just because you lived in the same zip code as a factory that used asbestos, or walked by the plant does not entitle you to a settlement. The lawyers have bankrupted thousands of companies through the asbestos lawsuits. The same is true of the suits against Dow for the silicone breast implants. Studies now show there was no danger -- whoops -- sorry about destroying your company.
9. Fake boobies are never as good as real ones. You will likely be sorry for that tattoo, and nose, eyebrow, lip, tongue and other piercings are just gross. I am not alone in this. If you have tattoos all over your arm and metal poles in your eyebrow I do not want you serving my food. No reason, but I will not be back, Mr. Restaurant owner.
10. Anti-smoking laws are bullshit. By what right does the Government have to tell a private citizen what to do on his private property? If smoke annoys you (it does me) then DO NOT PATRONIZE THAT RESTAURANT OR BAR. The great aspect of capitalism is the market will determine success. If there is a demand for smokeless eateries, the public will beat a path to that establishment.
There are plenty more ROT but libtards do not read this site, and the rest of you have common sense. Oh, and red rover and dodgeball are fun, shut up and play.
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