Today's Joke

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling
through
Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at
a traffic
light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps
onto the
hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick,
quick!"
shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the
windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister
Helen. Sister
Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
clings on
and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she
shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water
at the
Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the
windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he
clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister
Catherine."Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're
talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts, "Get
the fuck off the car!"