A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent
Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed that she was looking at two insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two bugs doing?" she asked.
"They are mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the bug on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them
are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for
a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat,
saying "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain shit in our garden."