Little Judy came home from school with a smile on her face and told her Mother. "Tommy showed me his willy today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Judy went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut".
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Judy's Mom asked, "Really small was it?"
Judy replied, "No...salty!"
stole it from Otter
edit. Do not tease me Dick...