President Obama's stimulus has saved over 2,000,000 jobs.
I have created and saved 643,137 jobs.
You better get busy.
I can eat 100 boiled eggs.
I can run the mile in under four minutes.
I once ate an entire elephant in one sitting.
I lifted a car off a pregnant woman.
I performed open heart surgery using only a ball point pen and a plastic knife. The patient went on to create and save an addition 9,766 jobs.
The Yankees wanted to draft me instead of Jeter. I turned them down.
Bill Gates occasionally asks me for a loan to get him through until payday.
Brooklyn Decker will not quit calling me for dates.
Payton Manning often calls me for advice from the sidelines. I am sure you have seen him on the phone.
I can shoot laser beams from my eyes.
I once made a horse cry.
I caused global warming
When I am in a playful mood I sometimes ride on the back of my pet grizzly bear.
Women want me, men want to be me.
I think I will save another dozen or so jobs this morning.