Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.
They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off t he tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning..."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
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Stealing this. :)
*LMFAO!*
Priceless.
I have MANY questions for the "Ask HB" section - I am also quite sure NONE would be answered.....
I'm a little ashamed to admit it (I reserve "wishing death" on cold-blooded murderers and child molesters, mostly) but this made me laugh.
That was embarassing. Having to explain to my coworkers why I burst out laughing inapropriately.
Umm, upon proofreading, maybe I should clarify: It's not that I'm "wishing death" death on the president, it's just that normally I wouldn't find this kind of joke funny.
We knew what you meant, Fred.
Looks like I've got a job offer in redder pastures! Hot damn! More corn storage, fewer liberals!
Congrats of the highest order, Cappy!
Hey,
Thanks for sharing the link - but unfortunately it seems to be down? Does anybody here at hoosierboy.blogspot.com have a mirror or another source?
Cheers,
Charlie
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