Allergies are kicking my ass. I have not been this affected for twenty years. I think it is the lack of rain is allowing the pollen and dust to fill the air.
OK I'm back. Every morning around 7:30 a damn dove lands atop my fireplace chimney and starts his cooing bullshit. It echoes down the flue and sounds like a whole herd of the bastards are in the living room. A well aimed ice cube moves the damn bird on its way. I would prefer to use a pellet gun, but the wife objects. Plus shooting up at that angle is a tough shot. The dove will probably take a shit on my car later this morning.
I'm off to convince a potential new customer to buy my widgets. I sold them stuff 15 years ago when I worked for another company. None of the old players are still around, so I am starting from scratch.