Today is my wife's birthday. I won't mention her age, it is not polite. She maintains she is 49. We will have to accept that. We do not have big plans to celebrate beyond dinner out this evening. You are welcome to tag along, as long as you pick up your own check.
Better yet, I suggest you all go out to eat this evening in honor of my wife's birthday. Tip your waiter well, in most states that is all they get for pay. Make sure you tell the hostess/waiter/waitress/manager you are celebrating Charlotte's birthday. Imagine the confusion when you admit Charlotte is some woman in Indiana. Chaos. Hilarity.
You have your mission. Report back your successful celebration.
As always, if you or any member of your team is caught or captured I will disavow any knowledge of your activity. Good luck.