The Democratic Party Convention kicks off today. Watch for the secret racist code words that will be sprinkled throughout the speechifyin' like "Golf" and "Chicago" and "Welfare".
Last week we heard about stupid shit issues that face our nation like unemployment, debt, gas prices, the housing market, and defense. Now we will discuss stuff that is really important like getting free contraception for 30-year old college students, abortion and more windmills and electric cars.
I will spoil the fun and give you a musical version of The Obama's speech scheduled for Thursday:
Tax the rich, Feed the poor. Spend, spend, spend till daddy takes the credit card away.