October 31, 2012

Halloween facts I know to be true

KitKat bars suck. Clark bars are worse. Zero bars are the product of the Devil's arsehole.

2 comments:

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Clark bars used to be good. Butterfingers are better now. I used to love 3 Musketeers bars, too, but I'd rather have a Milky Way now.

I don't do Halloween -- I absolutely abhor the holiday, and have since I was a kid -- so I get to pick the candy and keep it all for myself.

Soap my windows and TP my trees, I don't care. Just watch out for the rock salt in your ass when I catch you. Get off my lawn!

Bwah ha ha ha ha. :)

Joe said...

I am not a big fan of Halloween either.

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