January 19, 2013

A sign of the times

I was a little down, spending my Friday night at WalMart. Then I noticed the girl in front of me. Not only was she paying in food stamps, but she was so poor she had to wear her pajamas instead of pants.

4 comments:

Ed Skinner said...

No cell phone?

Ed Bonderenka said...

My niece used to wear her pajama bottoms out and a number of her friends did also.
I don't know what to attribute it too, a raciness of being outside in your PJs or the fashion statement of the flannel prints, or both.

Cappy said...

Is that racist?

mts1 said...

I once went to Wal-Mart after a wake in suit, coat, and hat. All the pajama and dinner-stained t-shirt wearers watched me pass the way a store clerk would watch a baggy pants gangsta walk through his convenience store. Wal-Mart was my stage, and I was giving a monologue. The local chiropractor should've given me a prize for all the sprained necks I caused that he had to re-adjust.

Only in 2011 (when it happened) can someone be the freak of the place by being well dressed.

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