February 12, 2018

My bathroom scale is a Democrat

If I can believe my bathroom scale, I weighed yesterday pretty much what I weighed in 1980 when I graduated high school. My bathroom scale is a notorious liar. At one point in time it tried to tell me I was way fatter than I am now. That prevaricating device has a future in politics. Yesterday, at least, it told me what I wanted to believe. I can live with that.

1 comment:

Practical Parsimony said...

As regularly as mine lies, it is surely a Republican!

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