August 3, 2018

Odds for every NFL team

So here we are, early on a Friday morning. It looks like a gorgeous day is on tap.

Is there anything more boring and unwatchable than preseason football? Besides golf. Or bowling. Or the View. I admit I have never watched one millisecond of the View, but I can imagine.

We were inflicted with one of the worst waitresses I have had in a very long time last night. I don't know if she was new, having a bad night, or just incompetent. No, I did not completely stiff her on her tip. The 10% ($3) I left her was still probably too much. Her inability to turn tables, get orders right, or manage to get drink refills meant she worked for about $2 per hour last night. I know the table next to us was even more honked off than we were at her poor service.

We have entered a sad, sad world of stupidity when the CDC has to issue a warning that one should not wash out a condom and reuse it. I only hope these losers are recycling their own rubbers and not random old ones they found tossed out at the park down by the river.

3 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

You want to be kind, yet the best tip might be, "find a different career".

cheryl soergel said...

We had a whopper when we took my ds to lunch after picking him up at school. She was either very high, incompetent, or just a nut case. Thank goodness the food was good but if we get her again I am reporting her.

Anonymous said...

Low unemployment numbers mean that the bottom of the barrel has found employment. I don't see how anyone that wants a job is not working.


JoG

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