October 4, 2018

Dear Joe

What were you thinking? You are smarter than that.

I know you love the Cubs. Your closet full of T-shirts and Jerseys, your collection of hats, shows it to the world. Sure, Tuesday's game was important. It went into extra innings and you had to watch it all. As the clock ticked past midnight you should have gone to bed and checked the score in the morning. Staying up until 1:00 was a bad decision on many levels.

You had to get up at 5:00 AM to drive to Chicago. Add up the hours of sleep -- that would be one, two, three, four. That is just the same amount of time it takes to drive to the NW 'burbs. You had a day of important meetings. You had to drive home. So, 8+ hours of driving and 6 hours of meetings makes for a 14 hour day on four hours of sleep.

Joe, you are a moron.


4 comments:

cheryl soergel said...

Nah your just a fan hoping for a win. That is me every year.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Why worry.
You never sleep a full night (or past 4am) anyway.

Joe said...

Hah, you are right, the only difference was this four hour night was self-imposed.

On the bright side I slept over seven hours last night! I guess exhaustion makes for good sleep.

dragonlady474 said...

Cars should have an auto-pilot.

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