Fat in Indiana

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize... you need to fart real badly. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat....

As of 1/30/2009 10:53:18 AM EST You are 46 years old. You are 562 months old. You are 2,445 weeks old. You are 17,118 days old. You are 410,...

I took down this video and post because my premise was faulty. We all make mistakes and I committed a huge one in this case. I did not check...

We discussed earlier the means a Government uses to get money. The primary ways are through taxation and borrowing. We find ourselves in a s...

I for one think it is really cool that our new president is proud of , and ready to embrace his Muslim Heritage, now that he is President. F...

I trudged through the snow-filled streets yesterday to see why my trusty computer quit working. It was the power supply. For slightly less t...

It is really a little humiliating that my 15 tear-old can type text messages into his phone faster than I can type on the computer keyboard....

I am going to be honest, I do not have anything worth writing today. My head feels like it is stuffed with cornmeal mush. Lucky for you, the...

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I have seen a glimpse of the future. My two oldest are away at college. The youngest is 15 and exhibits the typical mid-teen embarrassment a...

Can anyone defend these blatant racist comments? Do we really want our roads and bridges built by unqualified people? Has the Congress ever ...

Finally Friday. Another long week is nearly in the can. From visits to my customer base I can tell you with absolute certainty things are ba...

You will soon be faced with an important decision. Do you confirm the nomination of an admitted willing tax cheat to the office of Secretary...

I am going to be blunt and maybe a little crass. The Republican Party needs to grow a set. I am talking about balls. Look it is not your job...

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I have been lucky enough to travel a small portion of the world. I have been over much of these United States and parts of Europe. There is ...

I am not sure if you have heard the big news. Tomorrow, Barrack Obama, the first black President, will be inaugurated. There has not been an...

Over the years I have teased you with bits and pieces of my real identity. It is time to tell you my deepest darkest secret. Some of you wil...