Fat in Indiana

It is opening day! The long winter between football and baseball is finally over! I must use exclamation points! It is a law! It is time...

The boy reports he was sitting on the patio last night smoking his cancer sticks and minding his business. He looked up and there stood a la...

Is there anything more hilarious than Jimmah Carter giving out foreign policy advice? For those of you too young to remember look up 1979 an...

Here we are on a cloudy Monday morning. The coffee is hot, my muse is still snuggled under the covers, snoring gently.  Clio, Thalia? Are yo...

Here is a rerun from 2012. memories of summer days can help hide my disgust over this early spring spate of winter? Besides, I'm feeling...

SnowTeam ScareTeam is on RedAlert as a big snow storm bears down on the environs. As of now we may or may not get 2-5 inches of snow. Yester...

I had a 2018 Camaro for my rental car yesterday.  It was a pleasure to drive. It handled well and drove great in the city and on the highway...

Here I am, up at 4:30 in the aye em yet again.  You don't care about that. The GOPe just went on yet another spending spree. I guess w...

One of my big customers has a new buyer, so I’m off to introduce myself to him this afternoon. Ho hum, but I am looking forward to getting o...

I’m a liar, or at least someone is. I reported the start of spring yesterday. I woke up to light seeping in through the closed blinds this m...

We have been waiting for months. It is here. Rain, freezing rain, sleet, and snow are in today’s local forecast. I guess Mother Nature f...

I should have kept one of the posts I combined yesterday and canned it for today. Here we are on a Monday morning and I should be cramming i...

I pre-wrote a Sunday post Saturday. It will go up in a bit, at a completely arbitrary time I pre-entered. That is unless I stop it and post ...

I’m trying hard not to curse these days, but  what the hell, baseball?  This is perhaps the stupidest idea in sports. I do not understand th...

Yesterday looked great: bright sun in a cloudless sky, little wind. Temperatures creeped into the low 50s. I made some macaroni salad, micro...

Good morn...wait, I just realized my coffee cup is empty... Fixed. Good Morning. It is yet another chilly start to the day here in flyov...

I’m sure you have already read about it, but isn’t it ironic that Hillary blames her whole election loss to people who are always looking ba...

I have to go with apricot first, with peach a close second. I’m pretty fond of sugar cream. Apple ranks high on the list too. Key lime round...

I have to be honest, I don’t really have my panties all in a wad because Florida decided to insist you have to be 21 to buy a gun. Mostly be...

I woke up at 4:00 this morning. The wife must have been sleeping mouth agape: her CPAP sounded like a wind tunnel. I shouldn’t blame her tho...