Fat in Indiana

Hey! It is summer. That means reruns. June 30, 2011 It would be cool if some bright young genius would find a way to insert a little ...

Oh, I could have gone with “Hot town summer in the city” as the title instead, but whatever. In any case it seems we will finally have a war...

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding ...

Two buddies are at a bar, talking about their problems. “I haven’t sold one tractor all month,” a tractor salesman tells his friend. “T...

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm...

I’m sipping coffee while looking out the patio doors before heading to the shower and subsequently work. I have nothing of interest to repor...

Happy Sunday. Sinatra is softly crooning in the background as I compose on the fly. Yes, blog fans, this waste of time is nearly always a st...

I'm blogging from my front porch this morning. A squirrel sits on hind legs in the neighbor's driveway, alternately scolding me and ...

Literally, no joke today I did get a haircut today, so I feel better, even if I still will not turn the heads of the ladies. It is suppo...

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy had been looking out of the window. H...

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000 words a day, whe...

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it d...

Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there. It continues to rain here at the homestead. I’ve started gathering wood for my ark. Sheesh, ...

Surprise! It is raining. It will be yet another soggy weekend here in the Hoosierland. It is probably wet at your house too if you live outs...

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he...

A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled...

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he saunte...

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes ...