Fat in Indiana

May 31, 2023

Boss and secretary

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  The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill,  so he asked his secretary for some  mathematical help. “If I were to give yo...
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May 30, 2023

all about the Feelz

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A little known secret is that Indianapolis has a higher murder rate per capita than Chicago. The evening news is nightly filled with reports...
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May 29, 2023

In Memorium

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  In Flanders Fields John McCrae  - 1872-1918 In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row,     That mark our place; ...
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May 27, 2023

Money for nothing

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When my kids were little they would clamor for a new toy. When I said I don’t have the money today they would tell me to just write a check....
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May 26, 2023

Via Omaha

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 I will be packing up and vacating my hotel room as soon as I finish this and take a shower. My week in Detroit is done. So long and good ri...
May 24, 2023

Three Nots and a Don’t

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I watched one and a half episodes of the HBO miniseries The White House Plumbers. It was enough to form an impression. Not funny Not histori...
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May 23, 2023

Calling the Vet

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  A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a larg...
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May 22, 2023

Head Scratchin’ Here, Boss

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Let me see if I have this straight. New York State has decreed that you cannot have a gas stove. They are moving to eliminate natural gas fr...
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May 21, 2023

The Same Old Cliche

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I’m off Trade Showing this week. Six days in the Motor City is not my idea of fun, but it is the job.  Not to worry, I have several posts of...
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May 20, 2023

Thoughts from the shallow end of the pool

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I have over 65,000 words written on my novel. I have sent portions to two professional writers for advice and input.  I have grave concerns ...
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May 19, 2023

Rip Mr. Brown

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It is with great sadness I learn that possibly the greatest football player ever, Jim Brown, has died.  He also starred in one of he greates...
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Special Project

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I have made a decision. I am gong to write my memoirs. I will divulge all of my secrets, all of my knowledge, all of my experiences. It will...
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May 18, 2023

I give advice by the bucket, some people only take it by the drop

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Not only have they stopped teaching civics, history, and grammar in school, it appears they no longer teach vocabulary. To the untold number...
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May 17, 2023

I ran out of time or I would have clubbed a couple of seals

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  Sometimes I read my archives for reasons you do not have the need to know. I ran across this post from May of 2012. Yes,I do amuse myself ...
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May 16, 2023

Russia, Russia, Russia

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The corruption, obfuscation, bias, and criminality in the scope of Crossfire Hurricane and the impeachment’s of Donald Trump exceeds and dwa...
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May 15, 2023

The Uncle Charlie, Bender, Slurve, Hook, Yakker, Old Number Two

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Sorry, I have a headache. Oh, wait, you didn’t ask for sex, did you? Well I have a headache anyway. I blame it on a combination of weather, ...
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May 14, 2023

to Mom!

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The day dawned warm and cloudy here in Connor Prairie, Indiana. A big fat rabbit sat on my patio as I padded into the kitchen. I went down t...
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May 12, 2023

We've been together so long now They both need resoled

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It is the spring/ summer blogging doldrums around here. These are not to be confused with the mid-winter doldrums nor the early and late fal...
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May 11, 2023

Calling Doctor Freud

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Do you ever have a dream that repeats all night? Last night in my dream I bought a Big Mac and the bottom layer was missing. I got one  all-...
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May 10, 2023

bipity bopity boo

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How Cubs-like to lose two in a row to the bleeping Cardinals. The Cards had only won eleven games until they played the Cubbies. Chicago now...
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