My President could whip your Supreme Leader...

Well, maybe not. Bush may have earned better grades than Kerry. Carter may have been a nuclear engineer. Bush I and Reagan might have been a great athletes. Eisenhower was reported to be a great golfer, but could they do this:

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played

Thank goodness he just wants to help his people, else he would come over here and show up Tiger Woods as an everyday hacker. North Korea's Kim Jong-il (Big Boy) is clearly the most gifted genius to ever hold political office.