Can potatoes see -- they have eyes?

Perhaps the more germane question today is do wisdom teeth make you smart? Does losing them make you less intelligent? After getting your wisdom teeth pulled will you now push on doors clearly marked "PULL"? Will you paint whiteout on your computer screen when you make a mistake? Will you stand, trying to figure out what kind of animal makes tracks like that until a train runs you over? Will you stare at your orange juice because the carton says "concentrate"? Will it take you a month to drive to California because every time you stopped for gas the sign said "clean restrooms" and you did? Will you face swell up and you have to use ice packs when you get your wisdom teeth pulled?

I think the answer is YES to at least some of these questions. Here is a tribute to anyone I know who had some wisdom teeth pulled last week.

Don't blame me, blame Otter.I hope you feel better, C.