November 3, 2006

Concealed weapons -- Did he have a carry permit?

This is why reading the news is so worthwhile:

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.


The best quote:

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.


Indeed.

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