Weekend Funny

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Indianapolis Park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under
the dog's collar, twists it
and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.
"Young Colts Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.
"But I'm not a Colts fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Indianapolis , I just assumed you were," says
the
reporter and starts writing again.
"Pacer Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Pacers fan either," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Indianapolis , I just assumed you were," says
the
reporter and starts writing again.
"Indianapolis Indian Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Indians fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in
Indianapolis was either for the Colts, Pacers or Indians.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Chicago Bears fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard From Chicago Kills Beloved Family Pet"
GO Colts!