Why did I listen to you?

"You are an asshole. You should have just stayed home." She poked her finger in my direction. "I cannot believe you are such a jerk".

"But, Honey," I said. "This was supposed to romantic. Besides, it was 28 years ago!""

"You wanted to ditch me at the restaurant!"

I pleaded to her to just read more, but no dice. I cleaned up what I thought were the bad parts, you know, where I admitted I only went out with the girl to get her best friend. Last time I listen to you guys. 'Your wife will love this' you wrote. Hah.

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