Are you bored yet?

Jerry knows me well, I do not play nice with others. I rarely do the meme thing, because I am a jerk, What can I say? I am torn in regards to the EIDITBHB meme (everyone is doing it but HB). Jerry says I am least likely to play. Do I follow my instinct and refuse, or do I take my normal course of action and do the opposite, just to be contrary. Decisions, decisions.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
There has been a Joe or Jo in at least 4 generations of my family (including my daughter who sports JO as her middle name). My middle name is the same as my Dad.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
When my Grandma died.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Whenever I take notes, I have to transcribe them quickly, else I will not know what I wrote.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I hate lunch meat. Does Spam count -- I love Spam.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Three. Girl, boy, boy

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
This is a stupid question

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
John Knowles said in "A Separate Peace" that sarcasm is the protest of the weak. I love that quote. Sarcasm rules in my life.

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Nope.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I parachuted the first TWO times I ever was on a plane. I would do it, sure. Would I seek out the opportunity -- no.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I do not like cereal much. Corn Flakes or Wheaties, sitting in milk Long enough to get to a soggy oatmeal like consistency.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
I used to be physically strong. Now I am getting old man muscles. Mentally strong -- sometimes.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Just about any

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Their handshake

RED OR PINK?
I like red

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My amazing ability to instantly forget someone's name. Unless I see their name in print, I've forgotten it before the handshake is over. My answer is the same as Jerry's. Terrible habit in my line of work.

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?


WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue jean shorts no shoes or socks

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A bowl of ice cream before bed last night

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The sound of farts

IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
the broken one with label peeled off

FAVORITE SMELLS?
dead skunk in the middle of the road

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Dale

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Baseball, football

HAIR COLOR?
Brown with lots of grey creeping in.

EYE COLOR?
Blue.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No. Bifocals

FAVORITE FOOD?
Beef and noodles with mashed potatoes

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Knocked Up and Fantastic four silver surfer both last week. Zulu Dawn and Dodge Ball at home

WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Yellow NIKE T shirt.

SUMMER OR WINTER?
Fall

HUGS OR KISSES?
I hate to be touched

FAVORITE DESSERT?
key Lime pie. Any pie, but I am not much for dessert

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Book VII in the Brotherhood of War series by WEB Griffin. This is about my fifth time through this series. I started about two weeks ago. I would rather read than do anything

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Picture of my kids about five years ago

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
Dodge Ball

FAVORITE SOUND?
laughter

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Depends on my mood. Both are on my iPod

WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I have been to Germany, Austria, Canada, The Netherlands, France, Italy, England. I never felt further away from home than when I was in New York City

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can touch my nose with my tongue. Ladies ...

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Clinton County Hospital