Bob Sanders

As the Colts begin their playoff run this weekend, I thought I’d make you all aware of a few facts about Bob Sanders:

Bob Sanders can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 Moves. . .

Bob Sanders' dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Bob doesn't take shit from anyone.

Bob Sanders lost his virginity before his father did.

Bob Sanders is the only man ever to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Tom Brady has Bill Belichick check under his bed every night for Bob Sanders

The federal government banned human cloning because they weren't sure they could stop more than one Bob Sanders.

Bob Sanders doesn't mow his lawn...he walks out to his yard and DARES the grass to grow!

Bob Sanders doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint

Bob Sanders saved the cheerleader and the world.

Bob Sanders can unscramble eggs!!!!

Bob Sanders doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
h/t Otter