February 25, 2009

Happy Hump Day

Good morning Patriots. I feel refreshed this morning after a long travel day yesterday and a good night's sleep. I did not watch the President's speech. Sorry, but as I stated below the President talking about fiscal responsibility after signing the largest spending bill in history is too ludicrous to consider. Too bad partisan Sammy can't see that 90% of the bill is porkety-pork. If anyone can prove to me how creating wetland habitats for the salt water mouse creates jobs I will post a picture of my naked ass.

I travelled with the Big Boss yesterday, escorting him to visit some major customers in Chicagoland. Gloom and doom all around. Those of you not involved in heavy industry may not realize that last summer steel prices surged out of control. This was in the same time period gas and oil prices went crazy (so did aluminum). Anyway, I asked one of my customers for some cost relief. That is a fancy way of saying I want to raise prices. The customer finally agreed yesterday! I also got a contract extension. It all made me look good in front of the Big Boss.

I think there is a skunk in the neighborhood. Several times in the last week or two I have noticed the distinctive skunk odor in the morning when I go outside. Given my luck, it likely lives under one of my shrubs and will dose me when I go out to mow this summer.

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