Breakfast of Champions

I had breakfast with my buddy Orville this morning. The Doctor also joined us. That would be Orville Redenbacher and Dr. Pepper.

I was hungry. There was no bacon in the house. I just could not bring myself to eat that months-old Pop Tart. So I threw a bag of popcorn in the microwave. You have to admit coffee and popcorn do not go together like mustard and ham or bacon and tomatoes. Maybe a better combo would be bacon and ham. Coffee and popcorn lack the cachet, I am sure you agree.

Hey, does popcorn count as a serving of veggies?