An experiment

Let us try a little experiment:

I want each of you to write yourself a letter detailing all of the ways you can help me.

Yep, I was right -- that line does make me look like a complete self-centered asshole, a jerk with a Messiah complex, a megalomaniac of epic proportions. On the bright side, I am not the President, The One, so no one will think I am trying to indoctrinate the youth of this country.

I am just sayin'.