January 6, 2010

Things I learned from the Mens room wall at a Marathon gas station today

Someone wants to consume illicit or illegal narcotics with me since they wrote "Lets get high". They did not leave a number.

Danny Iller is a cockgobler. A picture of a penis was included so I would know what the author meant by "cock".

It is essential that we "Free Phil". On further reflection, perhaps the sentiment is a nickname rather than an appeal to the authorities.

What did you learn today?

3 comments:

  1. I remember taking a trip with my dad in the early 1960s. There was a vending machine in the little boys room at a pit stop in Erie. Someone had written on in "State Troopers Lunch Bags".

    How very thoughtful, I thought.

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  2. Best bathroom wall I ever read was a shot at my home.

    "Here I sit, cheeks ah-flexin.
    Just gave birth, to another Texin."

    Rotten cocksucker...

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  3. "Here I sit all broken-hearted,
    tried to s**t but only farted."

    and

    "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."

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