Since I had to go out to visit the bank, I decided to go ahead and visit the grocery as well.
I grabbed a package of bratwurst and a can of sauerkraut for lunch. I grilled a couple of the Brats and ate like a king. I offer up a satisfied belch as proof.
I know some of you are now consumed with jealousy. Hahaha.
I have no pictures, I could not wait to dig in.
I will repeat this lunch on Friday.
You'll be repeating before then!
ReplyDeleteNot jealous, no.
ReplyDeleteI had home-cooked corned beef and swiss on challah.
Probably will also be repeating before Friday :)
That corned beef sounds mighty good...
ReplyDeleteI need to grill it next time. I also need one of those cool restaurant-type slicers to make really thin-sliced deli out of the corned beef.
ReplyDeleteA young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'
ReplyDeleteThe father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
Theresa aggas:
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .
But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.
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I can get downtown anytime with some Brats and Kraut. The Juju Woman and I do 'em, at least, every other week.
ReplyDeleteDamn! Why am I so hungry all of a sudden?
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