May 21, 2010

Damn, That Dave is sure smart

That comment is about you. You = fat. Therefore in this instance, fat = stupid. Because you're stupid.

And to be CLEARER: The victory for thinking people is a reference to the fact that you, and only you, in this example, are a non-thinker. And therefore if you had to eat healthy food, it would make your non-thinking mind hurt.


Wow, that comment is the most illogical, mind numbing prose I have ever had the displeasure to read. It ranks right up there with some of the most intellectually vapid written works ever put forth. That is no little feat since I have read the works of Karl Marx, The Unibomber's Manifesto, and the back of a Raisin Brand box.

Seriously, can anyone follow what the hell this moron is trying to say?

Hey Dave -- maybe Josh can help you write something that actually makes sense.

6 comments:

  1. It's telling, I think, that so many liberals have that much anger bottled up inside.
    Leads to heart attacks, ya know?
    (And I'm in a business to know.)

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  2. Who the fuck is this Dave guy, anyway?
    Sounds like another pseudo-intellectual Prog pinhead, who stayed in college too long and died by degrees, from the neck up!

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  3. Ted, did you mean to correlate boiling frogs in water (by degrees), and staying in college too long (by degrees)? That was good.

    I do not want to parse what Dave is trying to say. I have more important things to do. As soon as I think of them.

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  4. I wanna be the guy who jerks the earring outta his nose.


    Dick

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  5. I thought I saw 2 posts about smart skinny guys and fat dumb guys this morning. Has Freddie been here taking down posts?

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  6. You were up early on a saturday, Ed. I decided it was not worth it. When you try to argue with idiots, they just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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