Dude, you really REALLY don't want to get me started ranting about this sort of cocksuckery! I figured out the game behind the hype early on and decided to work in a factory instead. unless you're selling health and auto insurance, it's going to be a roller-coaster of sifting through I-don't-knows, no-thanx and "FUCK OFF"s for that magic "yes" and that all-too-rare, sacred albino "holy shit, man...where have you been all our lives? We're signing a thousand year contract!" Yes, I have sales experience - most to all of it bad!
There's a reason they call it "sales and marketing"...S&M for short. Mostly masochism!
This is why I am an engineer. I don't have to sell anything and I haven't done first tier customer support for five years. My life is not lived on a commission basis and I rarely have to deal directly with customers. Woo hoo!
Why doesn't that Khazakh motherfucker behind the desk just tell it like it is: OY VEH, you schtupit yentile dagh! YOU NEED to give us more munyah!!!" That's all them sonsofbitches ever think about.
Dude, you really REALLY don't want to get me started ranting about this sort of cocksuckery!
ReplyDeleteI figured out the game behind the hype early on and decided to work in a factory instead. unless you're selling health and auto insurance, it's going to be a roller-coaster of sifting through I-don't-knows, no-thanx and "FUCK OFF"s for that magic "yes" and that all-too-rare, sacred albino "holy shit, man...where have you been all our lives? We're signing a thousand year contract!"
Yes, I have sales experience - most to all of it bad!
There's a reason they call it "sales and marketing"...S&M for short.
Mostly masochism!
This is why I am an engineer. I don't have to sell anything and I haven't done first tier customer support for five years. My life is not lived on a commission basis and I rarely have to deal directly with customers. Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteSounds just like the fucking car business.
ReplyDeleteScumbag cockgargling motherfuckers.
Dick
I failed at selling Avon.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't that Khazakh motherfucker behind the desk just tell it like it is:
ReplyDeleteOY VEH, you schtupit yentile dagh! YOU NEED to give us more munyah!!!"
That's all them sonsofbitches ever think about.