September 1, 2010

Why lunch is my favorite meal

I went to the Chinese buffet place for lunch yesterday. Sitting across the aisle, two rows up,  right in my line of sight was a sixty-plus year old woman.

She was wearing a crochet halter top. It was white and semi-see through.

I am pretty sure the only thing that kept her boobs from hanging out the bottom was her fat roll.

6 comments:

  1. Go for the food, stay for the show.

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  2. At my local Chinese buffet, I always see the circus-level-fat lady in the miniskirt who has the inability to keep her knees together. I always think of Stephen Hawking and wonder if her boyfriends wind up in another timeline.

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  3. Thanks for sharing just the same...Almost like being at Wal-Mart, huh?

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  4. Um... wow. Descriptive.

    Thanks for that (NOT).

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  5. I was waiting to read what you ate. Not what brought it back up.

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  6. ... yeah, what Dan O said.... good grief....

    Eric

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