It seems to occur with alarming frequency these days. I think it is my personal blogging menstrual period; the four five days each month were I am bored by this piece o'crap blog. The old ennui sets in and nothing springs forth from mind to virtual paper.
In those days I look at the damn blinking cursor and seriously consider shutting down the whole enterprise.
This is one of those days.
Joe. THIS is what they mean when they say candy ass. Cut it out!
ReplyDeleteI mean COME ON. Why don't you just lay down and die?
Why not post a photo or pull a quote from an interesting or controversial article? Post the quote and a link to the whole story.
Post a YouTube.
Post a recipe.
Or you could (of course) write a 1,000-word essay extolling my virtues.
Or, you could take a couple of Midol and wait for this to pass until next month.
ReplyDeletePut up some pictures of young ladies.
ReplyDeleteNearby tower. High powered rifle. Plenty of ammo. Some assembly required.
ReplyDeleteLetting your mind run freely, roughshod and angrily over such topics as
ReplyDelete*Wall Street Hippies
*Erin's ancestry
*DumB-0's latest gaffe
*(P)MSNBC's latest rantings
Are all possibilities to explore.
Hell, my "stack of stuff" is so damn high I'll never get half of it published before it expires.
"And everyday the paper boy brings more."
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