December 9, 2011

DO NOT read this post

I think I just shit a garter snake.

A sticky black one that stinks like a sulfurous mix of old cabbage and rotten eggs.

5 comments:

  1. Sipping from my cup of java, I glanced over the thumbnails in the bar. You are going to pay for making me spew coffee. Tomorrow morning you are the pulp fiction cover!

    You disgusting pig!

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  2. You warned me, damn I never listen!

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  3. Copious amounts of brain bleach.

    I'm going to use Elijah Craig, I think.

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  4. Bullshit.
    I don't believe a word of it.

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