January 24, 2012

State of the Union Preview

I have obtained an unedited copy of The Obama's rehearsal for his upcoming State of the Union Address this evening*:



Remember the main themes:

-Tax the rich

-Spend more, except the military.  We have to eliminate the military.

-Create jobs, unless it involves oil or gas or coal or actually building something like a pipeline What he means is to create Government jobs.

-Help the middle class, except when making their energy bills skyrocket.

--Remember America is great, so we have to change everything about it.

--Mostly tax the rich


Read this

h/t PRS


* yes, I know I have done this before, but the song really does sum up the Obama position perfectly.

3 comments:

  1. That is just mean Big O is being picked on.

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  2. I won't be watching, I hear enough lies at work.

    James Old Guy

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  3. I didn't watch it. My doctor says bullshit is bad for my blood pressure, and that's all that ever comes out of 0ur Dear Leader.

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