What every guy wants for Valentine's Day. An Average Joe's guide to exceptional gift giving

This would be an awesome gift for your man on Valentine's Day:

What is more appropriate than a fine stogy dedicated to the greatest love story evah? Throw in a cold six pack and a little nooky and you will close out the perfect gift trifecta.

Ladies, you will get your cards, flowers and baubles on tomorrow's Hallmark Holiday.  How about giving your man what he desires? Trust me on this, I would never lead you astray.