Allergies are kicking my ass. I have not been this affected for twenty years. I think it is the lack of rain is allowing the pollen and dust to fill the air.
Hold on.
OK I'm back. Every morning around 7:30 a damn dove lands atop my fireplace chimney and starts his cooing bullshit. It echoes down the flue and sounds like a whole herd of the bastards are in the living room. A well aimed ice cube moves the damn bird on its way. I would prefer to use a pellet gun, but the wife objects. Plus shooting up at that angle is a tough shot. The dove will probably take a shit on my car later this morning.
I'm off to convince a potential new customer to buy my widgets. I sold them stuff 15 years ago when I worked for another company. None of the old players are still around, so I am starting from scratch.
The Cubs still suck....I can't take it anymore....
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ReplyDeleteWHAAAAAAAAAA,funny story!!!
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ReplyDeletea definate maybe. My product has a long sales cycle, so we will see.
i heard something bout going to your local bee keeper and purchasing their bee's honey. ingest a teaspoon a day for a couple weeks, you body will make antibodies to the flowers that the bees made their honey from. may help with reoccurring allergies, maybe.
ReplyDeleteoh, funny "cooing" story, i hate that too, along with the crows who also bang on the chimney cap/spark arrestor(sp?). unloaded paintball gun fired repeatedly for a few seconds spooks them so bad they don't return for weeks, but they do return... wish i had one. bucket and a stick don't work too well.
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