July 7, 2014

An apology to Global Warmists across the fruited plain

I need to offer an apology to all of the environmentalists out there.  I have long scoffed at the notion of man-made global warming. After last night's feast at a local Mexican restaurant I have to admit I am wrong.  I have released copious amounts of methane and carbon gases into the air this morning.  The bathroom is noticeably warmer, or perhaps it is just my rear. It smells like the gates of Hell too.

To quote the famed comedy duo Cheech and Chong -- "Come on ice cream".

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