Here we are on a cold Monday. I should be brimming with excitement, but well...
I'm traveling with the boss this week. I have no worries, I know how to do my job, but I don't like traveling with others. You have to consult on what when and where to eat. You have to keep conversation going. There is a constant need, I've found when traveling with a boss, to talk about work too much. I want to decompress between customer visits, not rehash the last appointment. I have to be nice and charming with customers. Expecting me to hide my inner asshole for 12 or 14 hours or more a day over the span of three days is a lot of work. Plus I had salmon patties and fried potatoes for supper last night. I am going to have to strangle some serious fish and grease gas this morning.
Boo hoo, whah, whah. Have a great day.
Unless farting is a fireable offense, let it flow. Might discourage him from going with you ever again.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I never go in to the office anymore.
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