You may have health problems, crushing debt, a soul-sucking job, hopelessness, no reason to live. But any day the New England Patriots lose is a damn good day. Watching Tom CryBrady get knocked down repeatedly is just like ice cream for dessert.
Queue up Kool and the Gang on your mental soundtrack.
Look, I'm nominally a Bears fan; actually, I can't be bothered to care about the NFL. But I must admit it's nice to see the Patriots lose to Peyton Manning, a genuinely nice guy no matter what team he's playing for.
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