I told the middle-aged frumpy hostess there would be one for dinner. She made a cryptic mark on her table pictogram and said "All you single men sitting alone tonight. I'd like to sit with you". She gave me a myopic look through her thick glasses.
"My wife probably wouldn't think much of that" I said.
She shook her head and sighed as she led me to my table.
At least it wasn't some guy wanting to. But that's just me!
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