August 7, 2020

Joke of the day

The wife says I ruined her birthday.

I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

1 comment:

  1. There are three things about marriage. Never forget your wife's birthday, never forget your (HER) anniversary, and I forget the third one but I think it's probably important...probably something to do with flowers and candy and jewelry, or such frippery...oh hell, I may be a dead man walking...

    :)

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