January 2, 2022

I’m starting the New Year the same way I ended the old — on the toilet

 I hope you had a great New Year. Now we are back at it. Yesterday saw temperatures reach into the low fifties accompanied by rain. As I peek out the window we have a thin layer of snow and according to my phone it is a chilly twenty-eight outside. January decided to come back from vacation. By the weekend they are forecasting single digit lows. 

The Christmas stuff is coming down today. Were  I a smart boy, I would have climbed into the attic over the garage to fetch the boxes yesterday while it was warm. Now I will have to bundle up for the task. In my defense I was busy yesterday binge watching the new season of Cobra Kai and doing, uh, other stuff. I don’t know. I was busy, OK?

You only criticize me because I am like AOC’s critics— you want to sleep with me. You will just have to fantasize about someone else or get over it. 

There you are all caught up. Now I have to get busy. Well, maybe I’ll just watch a couple of episodes of Cobra Kai while I finish my coffee…

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