Number one song in March 1962
This tune appeared in the Animal House soundtrack and for years I thought the lyric was “dancing with the chicken slacks”. I never knew what chicken slacks were. Finally, one day it dawned on me, he was dancing with the chick in slacks. Aha!
Despite rampant inflation we haven’t seen for forty years, despite record prices at the pump, despite a pandemic, and the possibility of yet another European war, Congress found time to tackle the most egregious subject facing Americans today — hair discrimination.
Words fail me.
If you discriminate against a black person because of their hair aren’t you automatically discriminating against a black person? That’s already illegal.
What next, Federal protection for wearing your pants below your butt?
Quit logicing. You'll only confuse them.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I can still wear my pubic hair as I'd like it. And besides, no body has to see!!
ReplyDeleteCindi for the win!
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ReplyDeleteCindi, the best paramedic on my crew used to say, "If I meet a woman who has her pubic hair shaved in the shape of a lightning bolt, I'll marry her immediately!"
ReplyDeleteAfter these comments I almost hate to post this. But I who have two left feet won a twist contest. Good times.
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