August 20, 2022

weekend Funny

The Democrats just passed an inflation bill that hires 87,000 new IRS agents and I just got audited.

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2021 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?




True confession, this is a semi-rerun from 2013.

3 comments:

  1. Yes, you forgot the billionaires and corporations that the right refuses to tax, so that you make up the difference.

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  2. Obscure, you do know that the top 10% pays more than 50% of all taxes right? I will assume you are joking otherwise you are just displaying your total ignorance.

    As for taxes on corporations, they don’t pay taxes, they add it to costs, so you and I pay those taxes anyway when we buy stuff. See my post from last week.

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  3. I doubt obscure has a working sense of humor (most lefties don't) so let's go for the latter.

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