Tuesday post on a Wednesday

God decides it’s finally time to send Jesus back to Earth.

Poof! All of a sudden, Jesus finds himself on the side of a road in the middle of rural America.

He sticks out his thumb for a ride and before long a man in a truck stops to give him a lift.

Not revealing his true identity, Jesus thanks the man for stopping.

Jesus: Wow thank you sir, so many people just ignored me standing there.

Man: don’t worry about it! That’s just what good people do. After a few minutes driving the man leans over,

Man: Hey, I have this sandwich here, ya want some?

Jesus: wow, thank you sir, that’s so kind of you! I’d love some. A few more minutes pass and the man leans over again.

Man: Hey I have a few beers in the cooler back there, want one? Amazed by the man’s kindness.

Jesus: wow sure! I’d love one. Thank you again.  After a few more miles down the road the man looks around suspiciously and says…

Man: hey…I uh, have a little joint here. Want to take a few puffs with me? Jesus pauses for a second.

Jesus: ya know what, why not! So the man and Jesus drive down the road smoking the fattest joint listening to music and having a good time.  Finally, Jesus speaks up.

Jesus: okay listen! I can’t keep quiet any longer! You have been so kind, so nice, I want to tell you…I’m Jesus! God sent me down here to help the people and you’ve just been so kind. What can I do to repay you? Anything!

The man looks at Jesus with a grin on his face and says, “Good shit, huh?”