January 9, 2024

Panic!

The SnowTeamScareTeam was all about the treacherous weather - snow, ice, sleet we would get overnight. Except it was just rain. They will be so disappointed. I bet they had reporters stationed at various points in the city and suburbs ready to breathlessly report on the near-apocalypse. Now, never mind. 

But don’t fret, another chance at snow is forecasted this weekend with COLD! Weather. It will get sub-zero. You know, like it does every January. 

They can’t get the weather right four hours in advance. Let’s change our whole life, economy, and standard of living for weather a decade from now. 

2 comments:

  1. They have to have something to get you to tune in.

    My wife falls for it every time. I just look out the window, and at the radar, and make my best guess. 9 times out of 10 I outperform StormTeamScareTeam.

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