This is how it starts. He bangs on the door, his sharp claws making a click, click, click on the glass. “Let me in. I promise I won’t chew your face off.”
Yeah, I’m not falling for it. That bushy-tailed rodent wants to murder me.
Beware the Rodent Liberation Front.
Sigh. Thanks, Google, for logging me out every time.
Ah, he's so cute. Leave a nut or two outside and he''l be your friend for life.
How do feel about alligators?https://twitter.com/i/status/1940025858506596861Share with your liberal friends. They'll be wailing, gnashing their teeth and wettin' their diapees, as always!
This is how it starts. He bangs on the door, his sharp claws making a click, click, click on the glass. “Let me in. I promise I won’t chew your face off.”
Beware the Rodent Liberation Front.
ReplyDeleteSigh. Thanks, Google, for logging me out every time.
ReplyDeleteAh, he's so cute. Leave a nut or two outside and he''l be your friend for life.
ReplyDeleteHow do feel about alligators?
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/i/status/1940025858506596861
Share with your liberal friends. They'll be wailing, gnashing their teeth and wettin' their diapees, as always!